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Name: Machete Cortez
From: Machete
Actor: Danny Trejo
MeMOrable Quote: (Not technically from this character, or even this movie, but it's too brilliant to ignore)"Are you a Mexican, or a Mexican't?"
Style of Mo: Undercover Brother
Mo Maintenance: You just f*cked with the wrong Mo
Mo-rating: 9/10
Best MOment: The Fake Trailer
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